my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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