Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
look no pants
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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