Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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