i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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