Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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