Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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