I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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