just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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