His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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