let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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