i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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