Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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