I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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