I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's rum buckets o'clock
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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