this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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