I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Green mimosas i think yes
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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