at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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