I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
