Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize