Duck Duck Cougar?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You were trust falling into bushes
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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