Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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