Sponge bath it is.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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