Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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