it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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