I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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