Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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