Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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