Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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