My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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