she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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