we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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