omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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