Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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