We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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