Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
