He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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