new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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