New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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