You really coming over, don't trick.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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