chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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