Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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