were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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