U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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