i barfeds in our rink
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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