Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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