i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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