and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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