I cockslap morals
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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