i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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