She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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