I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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