So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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