Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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