my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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