69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I got inside last night via doggy door
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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